Real Madrid have surprised the rest of European soccer by pissing away nearly £140 million on two people who play football. The surprise move has helped Madrid establish a considerable lead in the annual pissing away money contest held amongst Europe’s football club elite.
However, rumours abound that Chelsea will also be pissing away an obscene amount on some blokes who can kick a ball about. As for other challengers, Manchester United cannot be ruled out of taking the kidney crown given the amount they now have to piss away themselves. Elsewhere, Liverpool will be struggling to match Madrid’s extraordinary gush whilst Arsenal will only be able to put together a modest piddle in this summer’s transfer season. Though a consistent pisser away of money, Real Madrid has found itself out-spritzed in recent times, but this year saw a positively incontinent return to form.
President Florentino Perez’ pissing away of £59 million on Brazilian Kaka and £80 million on Cristiano ‘Human Jenga’ Ronaldo was described as an almighty pissing away of money; twice shattering the amount that someone has slashed away on one single player. “It was a crazy amount,” said one onlooker, “Florentino was there for about twenty-two minutes. It was one of those where you have to prop yourself up against the wall, just to keep yourself from falling over.”
However, the sound now reverberating around Europe is that of Chelsea chairman Roman Abramovich unzipping his flies and getting set for potentially one of the biggest pissings away of money the world has ever seen.
However, rumours abound that Chelsea will also be pissing away an obscene amount on some blokes who can kick a ball about. As for other challengers, Manchester United cannot be ruled out of taking the kidney crown given the amount they now have to piss away themselves. Elsewhere, Liverpool will be struggling to match Madrid’s extraordinary gush whilst Arsenal will only be able to put together a modest piddle in this summer’s transfer season. Though a consistent pisser away of money, Real Madrid has found itself out-spritzed in recent times, but this year saw a positively incontinent return to form.
President Florentino Perez’ pissing away of £59 million on Brazilian Kaka and £80 million on Cristiano ‘Human Jenga’ Ronaldo was described as an almighty pissing away of money; twice shattering the amount that someone has slashed away on one single player. “It was a crazy amount,” said one onlooker, “Florentino was there for about twenty-two minutes. It was one of those where you have to prop yourself up against the wall, just to keep yourself from falling over.”However, the sound now reverberating around Europe is that of Chelsea chairman Roman Abramovich unzipping his flies and getting set for potentially one of the biggest pissings away of money the world has ever seen.
